Posts by Sour Grapes

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What makes JDubs so gullible?

by Sour Grapes in

i think that jdubs are so gullible because they can't handle reality and are fully invested in a future paradise earth where there will be no problems.

i hope they can cope with the 1,000 reign of jesus that will have a ton of more problems than what they have now.. they may be gullible also because they like not having to think.

they are told what clothes to wear, what to eat, what type of movies they can see, where to go on vacation, what type of car to drive, what to answer when answering during the watchtower study, what is permissible sex for a married couple, etc..

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I think that JDubs are so gullible because they can't handle reality and are fully invested in a future paradise earth where there will be no problems. I hope they can cope with the 1,000 reign of Jesus that will have a ton of more problems than what they have now.

They may be gullible also because they like not having to think. They are told what clothes to wear, what to eat, what type of movies they can see, where to go on vacation, what type of car to drive, what to answer when answering during the Watchtower study, what is permissible sex for a married couple, etc.

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So what's this special meeting all about?

by purrpurr in

any guesses?.

Sour Grapes

This will be the most special of the special meetings with a special message that the overlappers who are getting older every day which proves that the end is just around the corne, so keep the money coming so that we can finance new Kingdom Hauls in Africa as we sell and merge hundreds of Halls in America because of the tremendous amount of growth due to our infant baptisms.

We have been getting requests and inquiries from so many faithful brothers all over the world asking why we don't tithe like God's chosen people in Biblical times so that we can receive even more blessing from our God. The Governing Body will take this suggestion under prayer consideration.

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David Splanes how to get everyone to agree when voting in elders meetings

by Kevin McFree in

https://youtu.be/j3htfvmgr50.

Sour Grapes

The Witchtower will always trump the Bible.

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Questions for JDubs to think about

by Sour Grapes in

is it reasonable to have an invisible friend whom you have never seen and yet you talk to this invisible friend several times a day even though the friend has never talked back to you?.

is it reasonable for you to give your life to this invisible friend because a group of 8 men says that if you don't you won't live forever?.

do you thank your invisible friend every day for the food that he gives you, yet he doesn't give food to over 27,000 people a day who die the terrible death of starvation.

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Is it reasonable to have an invisible friend whom you have never seen and yet you talk to this invisible friend several times a day even though the friend has never talked back to you?

Is it reasonable for you to give your life to this invisible friend because a group of 8 men says that if you don't you won't live forever?

Do you thank your invisible friend every day for the food that he gives you, yet he doesn't give food to over 27,000 people a day who die the terrible death of starvation. (10,000,000 per year die of starvation)

Would you still go in service if you didn't have to count time?

Can you admit to yourself that the Watchtower Company has made numerous mistake about when the end was coming? Just a hint... think about 1914, 1925, and 1975.

Why doesn't the Watchtower ever show the inside of the pretty houses in Paradise? What won't there be that we now have?

In paradise, if everyone is perfect and you want to play some baseball, will it be any fun to be the batter and never hit the ball thrown by a perfect pitcher with the perfect curveball. How much fun will it be to play basketball and never miss a basket?

The Bible book of Acts says that we are to abstain from blood but JDubs are allowed to take into their bodies blood fractions that make up the blood. Is that like saying we can't eat peach pie; however, we can eat peaches, sugar, flour, eggs, and butter?

If you truly believe that everyone who isn't a JDub is going to die soon at the hands of God and you know how to save their life's, would you let these people walk by you while you are counting time for preaching without saying a word to them?

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New Governing Body member in video

by neat blue dog in

he hasn't been in the limelight before, so here's his debut:.

https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/latestvideos/pub-jwb_201804_13_video.

Sour Grapes

I could only watch one minute. Pure torture.

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Can You Make Sense Of Jehovah’s Witnesses?

by minimus in

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as a child growing up, i would see different arguments to defend a certain belief.

it may have required mental gymnastics in order to make a point but there was an actual attempt to explain, teach, and educate....even if the belief or teaching was bogus.. nowadays, it appears that jws couldn’t explain any belief.

they are drones and do as “mother “ has directed..

Sour Grapes

Because JDubs are high on Watchtower cocaine, their brains have turned into split pea soup with no ability to look or think about anything in a critical way. The Borg is 100% happy with Watchtower bobblehead zombies.

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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if.......

by Sour Grapes in

you might be a jehovah's witness if, to not feel guilty on saturday morning, you ride in a car with a group of adults driving in circles around town taking turns to get out one at a time to knock on a door that you hoped no one would answer.. you might be a jw if going on vacation meant going to a summer regional or district assembly where you did not need to pack shorts, tennis shoes, or tank tops.

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you might be a jw if for lunch at the summer convention you and your family ate breakfast food from the holiday inn where you are staying for the summer assembly.. you might be a jw if the first thing that you think about when waking up in the morning is that it is meeting night.. you might be a jw if you introduce a person to another jw, not by the person's name by as my bible study.. you might be a jw if you don't celebrate christmas but will take the money from your employer to not come to work so that you can celebrate it..

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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if, to not feel guilty on Saturday morning, you ride in a car with a group of adults driving in circles around town taking turns to get out one at a time to knock on a door that you hoped no one would answer.

You might be a JW if going on vacation meant going to a summer regional or district assembly where you did not need to pack shorts, tennis shoes, or tank tops.

You might be a JW if for lunch at the summer convention you and your family ate breakfast food from the Holiday Inn where you are staying for the summer assembly.

You might be a JW if the first thing that you think about when waking up in the morning is that it is meeting night.

You might be a JW if you introduce a person to another JW, not by the person's name by as my Bible study.

You might be a JW if you don't celebrate Christmas but will take the money from your employer to not come to work so that you can celebrate it.

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You Might Be in a Cult if...

by awake!watcher in

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... you are told to trust the slave as you do jehovah and jesus..

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If the faithful slave is not your wife.

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Craziest Speculations You’ve heard about the end and paradise

by Addison0998 in

we’ve all heard them all our life.

my two biggest stupidest ones i think are, “ we can really tell the end is almost here with the way people drive on the highway.” and a girl who said she wants to hurry up and marry her boyfriend because she’s scared if the end comes before their married, she’ll have to wait 1000 years to marry him.

oh and also a poor old lady saying that she hopes jehovah wipes away the memory of her disfellowshipped sons that he will have to destroy.

Sour Grapes

Don't buy any used items from thrift stores because it could be a bridge for the demons.

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J.W's Brain LOCKDOWN

by Phizzy in

i know we often talk of the mind control and how jw's believe what they are taught because they are controlled as to the information they receive, but i think the mind control goes frighteningly beyond simply keeping information away from them.. the jw mind is in lockdown.

it simply cannot accept facts, evidence, reasoning or whatever that goes against what they believe.

they cannot assimilate and consider an argument, it is not that they are being awkward, or willfully blind, their minds are so shut down they are incapable of taking in what is being presented.. i am aware of how, in common with other cults and high control groups the j.w org achieves this state among its members, but how on earth do we open such a solidly closed mind ?.

Sour Grapes

All you have to do is watch the cart crashing video. Once the JDubs spot the apostate they won't greet, look at, talk or answer simple questions even though other people are watching what is going on. The JDubs behavior is so unchristian. Jesus did not back down from the scribes and Pharisees. Jesus had the truth whereas the JDubs have a nice bag of steamy shit freshly cast by the 8 popes to base their life's and believes on.